Sunday 16 May 2010

Eastenders'

Ok here goes'.

Ronnie, you are the new Peggy

You have to get around the kitchen table, ready for gossip.

" What did Zee do that for ...............

I can just imagine it now, nice cuppa tea..........Stacy has to get a bit of the latest, Did you hear it, oh, how could you miss it, it all took place in the middle of the square, what a terrible crime, the burning of wedding photos', oh my God that is unforgivable.

Our house, in the middle of our street.

Where's the summer Holiday... and the gossip about the Olympics', and football, you are really losing the plot.

The square needs' to be expanded, and there needs' to be lots' more extras about.

The market needs' a revamp pull the stalls' together and get it busy, especially on the Sunday pitch, there needs' to be lots' more bustle, it's gone flat.

If you put lots' of people in there, it will look bigger then what it is.


Zee husband needs' to stomp off to uncles' house, in the next town.

Where he cries' about his wedding album being burnt.

Saied, needs to get back into his car and drive right out of town, towards the famous Mitchell's' river, still, in the night, no one will notice. With his music blaring, what happens' next, nobody knows' ? Oh just leave him there, for a few weeks' until Zee starts' panic.

Zee husband has to blame zee, for his disappearance and use it as an excuse to get back into the house.

The clothes have to stay there, for the neighbours' to ring the council for complaints', after they are discovered floating down the street. Oh pat is good for keeping the street clean.

DOT needs' to complain about sodomy, and how everyone is about to drop to hell.

Zee rings' the cleaners' to pick the clothes up, oh cousin izzy is good for that running a dry cleaning business. Izzy's husband see's a chance in the motor industry with the under handed Mitchel brothers', who knows' so and so, and izzy husband knows' so and so. Of what will link into the under handed gang land wars'. Izzy husband owes' money somewhere else, only to be discovered at a later date, no integrity spells' a lot of trouble.

Billy needs' to go into business with nasty what's her name....... and the cowboy needs' to work his way into daddies greed for business opportunities' and gain back the respect that Ian lost, eventually out doing his father, making Ian even more depressed, Arther becomes' him.

The cop's have to get abit of the pie , with money laundering, who wouldn't miss that opportunity.

The garage needs' to be used for money laundering, and blackmail, with a whole circle of revamped gangsters'.

A list of criminals that you can base them on.

Pie and mash, out does Ian stall with an underground basement that is waiting for the new gangsters' to hit the square.

The car lot has to go out of business. With a new venture in town.

You think of something, oh the Arabs' are good at baya.

Even the club is a good place to get the gangsters' into town, but to do that they have to be introduced through such and such, before they can get the go ahead and approval.

Ronnie needs' to hit it off with a wife beater, but he has to be really persuasive, as so she falls' madly in lov e with him, and he never lets'; her out of he sight.

She isnt allowed to go no where, without him knowing.

We have to have a fat tony, with blue eyes' and a wife who always' feeds' him, he isn't allowed anywhere, only in the masters' chair.

With bracies and gray trousers', and he needs' to have the yellow skin for spacial effects'.

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